Ugh
Have you ever sat and watched this ‘music television’ nonsense? It truly is a great waste of resources; self - obsessed idiot after idiot parading themselves and their wares in frront of you, begging you to buy whatever note-mess they’ve concocted with and iPod, a toaster, sunglasses and goatees.
And most of these videos cost a minimum of $25,000 a pop! For what? Surely they serve more of a purpose than to keep my eyes glued to the screen for approximately 3 minutes and 30 seconds? What’s that? They don’t? Oh. Oh dear. This really is a sad state of affairs isn’t it?
Right now I’m watching that Rihanna girl girating, entirely naked but for the silver body paint muck that covers her while she touches herself. That’s all well and good if it’s on Playboy TV or some such, but this is supposed to be a music channel (actually, it doesn’t say that anywhere so I suppose it could just be a daytime porno channel), I’m no prude and I have no problem with her and the others doing such things, I just fail to see what it has to do with music. Or entertainment for that matter.
Still, you would.
What?
She’s 19?
Fucking hell.
What next? The reanimated corpse of Elvis Presley dancing to europop versions of his own hits, swinging a foetus on a rope while his backing band suck each other off, each dressed as a blacked up jesus??
Now, that may not be a very nice thing to say but I only say it because if they could do it, they surely would.
