Bloody buggers
There’s this gig, right, big outdoor thing yeah, goin on just down the road from me. All shite bands, every last one of em is some bandwagon-jumping pack of heartless scenesters.
Tickets were $40 each.
As if the shite lineup wasn’t enough to put you off.
I opted out; said “Bollocks to that”.
Yet here I am, street filled with drunk, rhythmless, tone deaf idiots; just trying to have a quiet night in (apart from the incessant thud of a mighty bass drum down the road) and I can’t.
I mean, I OPTED OUT!
And why is the bass drum always so fucking loud at gigs?
If I’m going to sit here and be forced to listen to a gig starring shit bands only, I ought to at least be able to hear their songs, not just the bloody kick drum!
FUCK’S SAKE.